itp: you're going to need a bigger boat

[cuebattlemusic]

[GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS! It's Shark Week. No, not that one. SHARKS EVERYWHERE. IN YOUR SOUP. IN YOUR BATHTUB. IN YOUR CLOSET. FLYING THROUGH THE AIR.

SHAAAAAAAAmingleAAAAAAARKS]

Comments

[bluetilator]

[guess who has caught her own shark and is waving it about]

Perhaps Marcy would enjoy a pet.

[bluetilator]

I miss the old days. Things were simpler then.

[runstowardsfire]

Maybe it was . . . The former volcano goddess said she had more worshippers and offerings back then. Probably because every thing was about the volcano not blowing up.

[bluetilator]

Yes, I had so many worshippers. I was feared and respected far and wide.

[runstowardsfire]

But not human worshippers, right? Since it was before mankind . . .

[bluetilator]

I did have a human worshipper a few years ago. He was very annoying.

[runstowardsfire]

What did he do that was annoying?

[bluetilator]

He talked a lot.

[runstowardsfire]

Less talking, more worshipping is better?

[bluetilator]

Worshipping quietly is much better.

[runstowardsfire]

. . . Maybe they don't do that these days? Do they ask for things?

[bluetilator]

That was the only human worshipper I had. Wesley shot him.

[runstowardsfire]

[. . . ]

I'm sorry to hear that.

[bluetilator]

I liked Wesley more than I liked being worshipped.

[runstowardsfire]

. . . Like as in liking him romantically?

[bluetilator]

Don't ask such questions!