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[battingaverage]

[this dude in some sort of black and gold military garb is delicately plucking an ear off of a nail-studded baseball bat.

he looks like he feels much better.]

Comments

[healingcock]

Oh good, you're back. Finish up and get in here.

[battingaverage]

That--that was your cue to explain what you mean by transformations because that is a very disconcerting term to leave unexplained!

[healingcock]

Younger, older, a woman, a fuzzy animal... those are the most common.

[battingaverage]

Are you simply coming up with the most ludicrous situation you can . . .

[healingcock]

No no, that happens. I've been all of those except "older". And let me tell you, I make a damn fine woman.

[battingaverage]

--Ha ha--ha ha ha--

[pfffahahahahaha]

[healingcock]

Oh no, I broke it.

[battingaverage]

[yeah you did. this is going to take a minute ha ha ha]

[healingcock]

Oh come on, you're a soldier, aren't you? You're supposed to be prepared for anything.

[battingaverage]

I--I am sorry, I believe I was ill for the unit which covered suddenly becoming a woman. How unfortunate.

[healingcock]

[claps a hand on his shoulder]

No excuses, soldier. Time to buck up and learn how to walk in heels.

[battingaverage]

[oh nooooo laughing again] H-ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[healingcock]

Awwwww if I didn't think you were going to start screaming or crying soon, I'd think this was cute.

[battingaverage]

I-I-I am not sure which is coming myself sir so it will be a surprise to both of us!

[healingcock]

Here, this will help.

[you sir are getting shoved up against that there convenient tree and will now be properly introduced to my mouth]

[battingaverage]

[rtyuoyitriu7liiygtiyfyukiu?!?!?!?!?!?!?]

[OH GOD PUSHING AT]