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[battingaverage]

[this dude in some sort of black and gold military garb is delicately plucking an ear off of a nail-studded baseball bat.

he looks like he feels much better.]

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[healingcock]

Oh good, you're back. Finish up and get in here.

[healingcock]

[mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah :*]

[battingaverage]

[scream]

[healingcock]

[laughs and leans back, licking his lips]

[battingaverage]

What do you think you are doing!?

[healingcock]

I was kissing you.

[battingaverage]

Obviously! Obviously you were kissing me! Of course! How foolish I was not to realize! Why would you do a thing like that?!

My first kiss--!

[healingcock]

Because you're cute and I missed you but I'm feeling vindictive so I decided not to warn you? Why, was it bad?

[battingaverage]

I was not paying attention to the skill of your vindictiveness, sir. And I am not cute.

[healingcock]

Sorry, the word I should've used is "gorgeous".

[battingaverage]

S . . . sir, please, do not joke around about such things. That is enough of this topic.

[healingcock]

I'm not joking. I wouldn't kiss you if I didn't think you were attractive.

[battingaverage]

[fffff musses with his own hair a little]

You have strange tastes. --Is this simply more of your revenge? But--in any case, do not do that again!

[healingcock]

[holds up his hands]

I won't, barring you asking me to or mistletoe. By the way, the mistletoe makes you kiss people.

[battingaverage]

That is only a tradition. At least pretend to take responsibility for your actions.

[healingcock]

You won't have to worry about it until December, but trust me--if you found what I just did distasteful, you'll want to avoid it.