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[Some would call this "the calm before the storm." A good four, maybe five hours before the countdown hits zero, and camp itself is rather . . . peaceful, in some respects. Perhaps even too quiet, as campers and counselors and alien interlopers either prepare for combat or make their way to underground safehouses. The air is cool, still, and the

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[im_impulse]

*zipping by, completely missing context as speedsters do*

Hey, that's a hero sandwich! I'm sure Thor'd let you have some. He made everybody pancakes just a couple days ago.

[broguery]

[ahhh wtf]

Yes, I was there.

[im_impulse]

Oh sorry I don't think I saw you but I might've already been off making a sign or finishing patrol or talking to someone, but it's nice to meet you!

[broguery]

... You, too.

[has clearly never met a speedster before :|a]

[im_impulse]

So are you guys eating before that countdown thing finishes? Because that's a good idea since there's that don't swim for one hour after eating and you never know if some world destroying monster is going to make you feel the same.

*in the midst of this discussion has suddenly acquired a muffin and is chewing on it*

[broguery]

Even if he decided to share any of that with me, which is unlikely, I'd have to be far away by the time any "world destroying monster" came out to play.

[im_impulse]

Oh, so you're going to the shelters? Then maybe he'll make you one and pack it for later like emergency rations.

[broguery]

[snort]

I highly doubt that Thor will be making me a sandwich.

[im_impulse]

Maybe if you ask him super politely he'll make you a sandwich.

[broguery]

That would only make him more suspicious.

[im_impulse]

You could try looking not suspicious? Maybe if you look really sincere and pout a little!

[broguery]

Like this?

[im_impulse]

Maybe if you put your head down a little and look up, and extra lip quivering!

[broguery]

I might try it out if I wasn't fairly certain he would throw me halfway across this camp.

[im_impulse]

Why would he throw you across camp?! And I'm pretty sure he could throw somebody all the way across camp--not that he would! I mean, it's just a sandwich. All he'd have to say is no. Or...uh, say thee nay! Whatever means "no" in Thor-speak!

[broguery]

He doesn't have a lot of patience when it comes to dealing with me.