MORE FOURTH WALL

[fu_lovespeaker]

Skrrrrrrrrrr...

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[healingcock]

For the record, if you need a healer, my schedule is booked.

[cocky_verymuch]

I got here last night. The gorillas made me stay in a tent.

[healingcock]

[sympathetic noise]

Poor baby.

[cocky_verymuch]

It'd be nice to find someone to share their bed.

[healingcock]

Mm, I bet it would.

[cocky_verymuch]

*Come on, I'm pretty. ;_;*

[healingcock]

Unfortunately, I don't share my bed with vampires. Even if they're sexy.

[cocky_verymuch]

That's racist.

[healingcock]

Hey, I'm an angel, what do you think the policy is?

sob our usernames kinda match

[cocky_verymuch]

Upper-management types... I think the policy is that you shouldn't think anyone's sexy. Whether God gave you a cock or not.

TOO MUCH COCK CANNOT COPE

[healingcock]

Well, yes. Sex is forbidden back in Heaven. And here, but for separate reasons. Doesn't mean people don't break the rules.

IF YOU RUB TWO STICK TOGETHER YOU MAKE FIRE -- okay I'm going to hell now

[cocky_verymuch]

So what happens when they do? *Smoookes.*

~*~IRONIC~*~

[healingcock]

Here? Well... how do you feel about being an adorable fuzzy kitten?

[cocky_verymuch]

*Clicks his tongue.* Chicks dig adorable.

[healingcock]

And it feels awesome when they pet you, but not having thumbs is a pain.

[cocky_verymuch]

What are the rules, anyway?