MORE FOURTH WALL

[fu_lovespeaker]

Skrrrrrrrrrr...

[For all your crazy antics! Feel free to continue here when the other posts EXPLODE. Newcomers, please don't forget to check this out!]

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[healingcock]

For the record, if you need a healer, my schedule is booked.

[healingcock]

No sex, no sugar, no escape--usually, the barrier's sort of... out of commission right now.

[cocky_verymuch]

Then I'm trapped here because...?

[healingcock]

Because the barrier got severely damaged, and it's still being patched up.

[cocky_verymuch]

So it's because someone royally screwed up.

[healingcock]

More or less. They screwed up trying to protect us, but still.

[cocky_verymuch]

*Takes another draw.*

... You know anything about a guy called Klaus?

[healingcock]

Not off the top of my head? But we've had a few hundred people show up in the last two days, so.

[cocky_verymuch]

*Shakes his head.* He would've been here for a while.

[healingcock]

Try asking around.

[cocky_verymuch]

Will do.

*Groans, pinching the bridge of his nose.*

[healingcock]

Hey, don't count your chickens.

FML

[cocky_verymuch]

I need a drink.

[healingcock]

I can show you to the bar.

[cocky_verymuch]

Please do. That Ash douche just gave me the runaround.

[healingcock]

Ooh, sounds like someone needs a time-out. This way.

[heading to the bar]