ITP - well, are you?

[painintheneck]

[Tonight in Camp, two vampires approach you. One looks slightly uncomfortable, the other... less so. And then she opens her mouth.]

Are you a virgin?

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Comments

[burgercraving]

You're wasting your time.

[painintheneck]

Oh, it's not for me. It's for her. I'm teaching her an important lesson.

[burgercraving]

What's the lesson? Because all you're gonna get is a bunch of people who are offended because you dared to ask what goes on downstairs.

[painintheneck]

The lesson is that virgins taste better.

[burgercraving]

I seriously doubt that.

[painintheneck]

Oh? Do tell.

[burgercraving]

Wine gets better with age, right? Same theory.

[painintheneck]

Age, maybe. But that has nothing to do with sex.

[burgercraving]

It's experience. It makes it more exotic.

[painintheneck]

To watch, sure. But I'm telling you the truth. Virgins taste better.

[burgercraving]

I bet that's just some mental shit.

[painintheneck]

You'd be surprised at all the things that change the way blood tastes. But even if you're right and it's some mental shit, it's my truth, isn't it?

[burgercraving]

You should change it. A vampire looking for virgins is some disgusting cliché.

[painintheneck]

Careful, now. You're starting to sound a little jealous.

[burgercraving]

No, I just get enough of that virgins are better crap in high school.

[painintheneck]

Never did I say that virgins are better. I'm not one, after all!