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[crisscrossing]

[TONIGHT, IN CAMP: have you ever stolen candy from the corner store? Cheated on a test? ... Stabbed someone? WELL. A short list of choice offenses appears to be hovering over your head -- here's hoping you have nothing to hide.]

BREAKING AND ENTERING
PROPERTY DAMAGE
DESSERT FOR BREAKFAST

WHAT, hey!

(( I'll be replying, but feel free to night-in-

Comments

[painintheneck]

[DRUG TRAFFICKING | TAX EVASION | EATING PEOPLE]

Oh, dear.

[oooden]

. . . That can't be very healthy.

[painintheneck]

Which?

[oooden]

Eating people. They don't give enough substance.

[painintheneck]

On the contrary, I find them very filling. Do you speak from experience?

[oooden]

No, just science.

[painintheneck]

Are you a scientist?

[oooden]

Nah, I'm a doctor.

[painintheneck]

Impressive.

[oooden]

[ shruuggss ]

I try!

[painintheneck]

So what's your name?

[oooden]

Date Akira. You?

[painintheneck]

[offering her hand]

Sophie-Anne Leclerq, Queen of Louisiana.

[oooden]

[ oh! He knows how this works. Takes her hand and presses a kiss to the back of it. Like a gentleman! ]

Queen, huh?

[painintheneck]

[VERY NICE]

Yes. Well, Vampire Queen, to be specific.

[oooden]

[ yesss does he get points? ]

A vampire queen, huh? I've never met a vampire before, let alone a vampire queen.