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[verypointed]

[Tonight, old radios and laptops are suddenly playing a strange and unfamiliar theme song, before a voice crackles in and out of static]

Good evening and welcome to the special edition of Hero TV's Radio show! We're bringing this show to you live in the middle of Camp Fuck You Die, a wonderful little campsite in the middle of America. Thank

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Kiryuu Zero

[airbrained]

I get to interview someone! Mr. Barnaby was kind enough to give me some cue cards to read, so let's get started.

"Say hello to Kiryuu Zero, age 18 and in another life, student of Cross Academy." Another life? How mysterious.

"Zero is your classic "blessed by suck" emo vampire, only there's a twist! This 'emopire' also happens to be the strongest vampire Hunter in his association and is dead set on ridding the world of all purebloods. At least he was... Clipped, cold and generally not a great conversationalist, Zero is perfect for tonight's event, wouldn't you say?" ...emopire?

Anyway, good evening Mr. Zero!

Re: Kiryuu Zero

[bitingcynicism]

... What the hell is going on?

Re: Kiryuu Zero

[airbrained]

I'm not sure you can say that word on the radio!

[ Ahem ] Hello, Mr. Zero! Why don't you start off by telling us what it's like to be an emu vampire?

Re: Kiryuu Zero

[bitingcynicism]

... a what?

[copyrightabuser]

Ahh, Sky High-san misread the cards a little! Please don't mind it. I believe what he meant to ask was what is it like to be an "emo" vampire? I myself am rather curious, too.

[airbrained]

Eh?

Ah! I see it now, I apologize for my error, Mr. Zero!

[bitingcynicism]

I have no idea what it means and I honestly don't care.

And what kind of idiot mistakes an "o" for a "u"?

[airbrained]

I apologize again, I'm not familiar with these phrases.

So it says here that someone named Ferdinand has a crush on you, is this feeling mutual? Tell us about your relationship.

[bitingcynicism]

-What? Give me those cards!

[airbrained]

[ falls over in his chair ]

Mr. Zero, I'm supposed to read these!

[bitingcynicism]

Read the ones that sound less stupid!

[airbrained]

Okay...

It says here that Machika wants to be your partner at camp. What does that mean? Are you heroes or detectives?

[bitingcynicism]

... Did she tell you that?

We're more like... protectors. At least she is.

[airbrained]

I see. How does Ferdinand feel about this partnership? I would imagine there is some animosity there, if you're spending so much time with someone else.

[bitingcynicism]

[Leaning very close!]

... If you bring that up one more time...

[airbrained]

Ah...my apologies.

T-Tell us about this goldfish of yours, how long have you had it and what activities do you do together?