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[bitingcynicism]

[Tonight in camp, there is an emopire walking a derpy emu back to the stables from SOMEWHERE. He looks fairly annoyed.]

... I'm not calling you Ferdinand.

((Feel free to have heard the special~ interview Zero had earlier. Or not! If you prefer, an absolute lack of context.))

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[justwannahave]

*takes one look and cracks up*

[bitingcynicism]

[I am just. Going to keep walking.]

[justwannahave]

Take good care of Ferdinand now.

*still chortling*

[bitingcynicism]

... You were listening?

[justwannahave]

It was on every frequency in Camp--including the laptops.

I had no idea you and Ferdinand--and I mean the one spouting purple prose--were so close.

[bitingcynicism]

Every frequenc-Don't believe everything you hear.

[justwannahave]

Oh--and he seemed like such a nice young man too.

Are you going to give Ferdinand to Ferdinand? He might take it as a romantic gesture.

[bitingcynicism]

He likes animals. Anyway, first I need to make sure it's not going to kick him the second he touches it.

[justwannahave]

Or when he tries to dye it pink.

Ferdinand looks like a nice emu . . . *to Ferdy the emu* Aren't you a nice bird now?

[bitingcynicism]

I don't think Ferdinand's that... I'll tell him not to dye it.

[Obviously Ferdy tries to BITE YOUR HAND OFF. This is Zero's emu after all.]

[justwannahave]

*snatches her hand back* Bad emu!

You're a bad influence on him too.

[bitingcynicism]

[Pulling emu back.]

Me? I didn't do anything.

[justwannahave]

Just an hour in your presence and it's basically your horse, the feathered version.

[bitingcynicism]

Maybe they're naturally mean birds.

[justwannahave]

No, they're not--emus are naturally inquisitive birds.

[bitingcynicism]

I don't know anything about them. I'll get a book from the library.