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[bitingcynicism]

[Tonight in camp, there is an emopire walking a derpy emu back to the stables from SOMEWHERE. He looks fairly annoyed.]

... I'm not calling you Ferdinand.

((Feel free to have heard the special~ interview Zero had earlier. Or not! If you prefer, an absolute lack of context.))

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[justwannahave]

*takes one look and cracks up*

[justwannahave]

And get an emu suit while you're at it because they're social birds too.

[bitingcynicism]

... I'm not keeping it.

[justwannahave]

You're fobbing it off on someone else?

[Poor Ferdy the emu--no-one loves him.]

[bitingcynicism]

I told you I'm giving it to Ferdinand. And don't tell him about the emu suit.

[justwannahave]

But Ferdy the emu will be lonely without other emus.

[bitingcynicism]

... Stop calling it Ferdy.

[justwannahave]

But it's not a bad name.

And you don't even know Ferdy's gender.

[bitingcynicism]

It's a male.

[justwannahave]

This still means that you can call it Ferdinand.

[bitingcynicism]

I am not calling it that.

[justwannahave]

So what are you going to call it?

[bitingcynicism]

I'll let him decide.

[justwannahave]

Ferdinand? It's probably going to be something out of a book or poem.

[bitingcynicism]

[Shrugs]

It's his emu.

[justwannahave]

Who might get a name like Phoenix Rampant too.

Hopefully he can make friends with those other large birds in the stables.