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[bitingcynicism]

[Tonight in camp, there is an emopire walking a derpy emu back to the stables from SOMEWHERE. He looks fairly annoyed.]

... I'm not calling you Ferdinand.

((Feel free to have heard the special~ interview Zero had earlier. Or not! If you prefer, an absolute lack of context.))

Comments

[justwannahave]

*takes one look and cracks up*

[bitingcynicism]

The chocobos?

[justwannahave]

Yeah--I've seen some people riding them. Maybe he'd think that they're all related and they can hang out.

[bitingcynicism]

Well, you said they're social birds.

[justwannahave]

The alternative might be Ferdinand in an emu suit.

[You know he'll do it.]

[bitingcynicism]

I told you not to tell him about that.

[justwannahave]

I don't see him here . . . And who knows what might pop up in a conversation?

[bitingcynicism]

How does "you should wear an emu suit" pop up in conversation?

[justwannahave]

The same way it did just now.

[bitingcynicism]

[I am just going to give you this look.]

[justwannahave]

[Am I bothered?]

[bitingcynicism]

[Probably not. -_-]

[justwannahave]

[I knew you were smart enough to figure that out.]

[bitingcynicism]

Don't give him ideas.

[justwannahave]

Me? Give him ideas? I bet he's already got a lot of ideas . . .

[bitingcynicism]

New ones.