[ TODAY BY THE LAKE, there are two men who look suspiciously alike. Actually, they're basically identical. Aside from the glasses and dress and hair styles, the only other big difference is that... one of them seems to be swarmed by tiny fire breathing ducklings... ]
Okay, this is just not funny.
(INTRO POST FOR ALT LINC the other lincoln will tagging too, see
this post if you need a rundown on the differences between them!)