[typed or in person]

[johnsmithn7]

[Whether you are currently on the phone, on the computer, or watching television, you find yourself presented with this message:]

What is your primary function?

[Or, if you like, there is a six and a half foot tall robot standing in the center of Camp, not moving. Care to investigate?]

((Intro for Legion. Feel free to mingle.))

Comments

[nicetroll]

Intelligence.

[johnsmithn7]

Specify.

[nicetroll]

You first. How shall I specify?

[johnsmithn7]

There are many kinds of intelligence. Which do you prize above others?

[nicetroll]

People intelligence.

[johnsmithn7]

Anthropology, sociology, psychology, physiology, or strategic intel?

[nicetroll]

2, 3, and 5.

[johnsmithn7]

What purpose does this intelligence gathering serve?

[nicetroll]

Entertainment.

[johnsmithn7]

...

[nicetroll]

Problem?

[johnsmithn7]

Independently gathering personal and strategic intel regarding civilians is considered illegal espionage.

[nicetroll]

And yet what else can satisfy the strongest curiosity, my friend?

[johnsmithn7]

Nothing will satisfy a curiosity without parameters.

[nicetroll]

Correct answer.

[johnsmithn7]

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