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[bluetilator]

Explain your human holidays. I wish to understand them.

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[dasschlechtende]

Eat. Drink. Make merry. Which used to be like, sex. Except this place doesn't allow that.

[totally has the best views of holidays]

[bluetilator]

Why do you eat, drink and make merry on those days?

[dasschlechtende]

Why not?

[bluetilator]

Why do the holidays exist when people can do these things any day they like?

[dasschlechtende]

Because it makes them extra special.

[niceabuse]

The fact that this place bans sugar is a far bigger crisis. However would you even make something worthwhile to eat without it?

[dasschlechtende]

You get used to it.

And hey, it's not that bad. At least we still have tropical fruit.

[niceabuse]

Are you well-versed in making desserts using tropical fruit, boy?

[dasschlechtende]

Boy? Who the fuck do you think I am, calling me boy?

[niceabuse]

You are obviously not human, yet you act immaturely like a little boy. I find the name appropriate.

[dasschlechtende]

The point is that I don't have to act mature! Or my age!

... actually, if I act my age, I'd get to hit people with canes.

[heh. that sounds like an idea...]

[niceabuse]

And if I acted my age I would be sleeping in a coffin. [Though she probably does...] Your argument makes no difference, you are still acting like a little barking puppy. Any dignity you have gained with your years are quite non-present.

[dasschlechtende]

[... you're another one of those types aren't you? DX]

Fuck off. I still have plenty of dignity, it's just I choose to do what I want and not let some old habits dictate my way of doing things.

[niceabuse]

Oh dear, bark some louder, will you? They say that the more a dog barks the more of a coward it is.

Now, will you answer my question about the tropical fruit, or won't you?

[dasschlechtende]

[staying silent >|]

[niceabuse]

[I am cranky and annoyed since my prince is not around... throwing an electrified frog in his direction.]