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[bluetilator]

Explain your human holidays. I wish to understand them.

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[dasschlechtende]

Eat. Drink. Make merry. Which used to be like, sex. Except this place doesn't allow that.

[totally has the best views of holidays]

[dasschlechtende]

[jhfhfv jerking out of the way of sudden frog]

Hey! Watch it!

[niceabuse]

My my, I think I do need to watch it. My aim is getting sloppy.

[dasschlechtende]

Your aim is shit! And I don't have to fucking answer if I don't wanna!

[niceabuse]

My goodness, you are and incredibly rude child. I doubt even some discipline would be enough for you to learn how to speak to a lady. No, I am quite sure it would take years and even then it would be so boring that it would never have been worth it in the first place.

[dasschlechtende]

Then don't fucking bother. Worse people than you have tried.

[niceabuse]

And obviously they failed miserably.

[dasschlechtende]

Damn straight.

[niceabuse]

It is not something one should be proud of, mutt.

[dasschlechtende]

It is when it's Russia trying to condition you for forty years.

[niceabuse]

Russia? I understand... I can hardly see you succeeding in rebelling though.

[dasschlechtende]

... shut up. Point is that I'm still me.

[niceabuse]

[Really sarcastically as if she considers it a ridiculously short time.]

...Congratulations, you lasted forty years! What a feat.

[dasschlechtende]

You try living with the guy.

[niceabuse]

"The Guy"?

[Studying him closer.]

Is that what you are? Interesting.

[dasschlechtende]

[... leeeeaning away from]

Am I the only one that people run into these days?