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Nov 08, 2011 17:42

Explain your human holidays. I wish to understand them.

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dasschlechtende November 8 2011, 09:34:35 UTC

Eat. Drink. Make merry. Which used to be like, sex. Except this place doesn't allow that.

[totally has the best views of holidays]

niceabuse November 9 2011, 09:59:48 UTC

You are the first one I've seen, it is quite a delightful surprise that something like you would exist.

...I just sincerely hope you are not mine.

dasschlechtende November 9 2011, 11:29:58 UTC

Like hell I would be. Old hags aren't mine.

niceabuse November 9 2011, 11:37:49 UTC

...Call me that one more time and I will make you wish Russia was back.

dasschlechtende November 9 2011, 13:58:11 UTC

...

[tempted to say it anyway]

niceabuse November 9 2011, 17:25:48 UTC

[Sees that and the air starts cracking with electricity.]

swissarmycock November 8 2011, 10:32:19 UTC

Tis the season, huh?

dasschlechtende November 8 2011, 10:33:59 UTC

Well, it was the season. Oktoberfest and Halloween... America's Thanksgiving is okay 'n all, but still not as great as some of mine or my brother's holidays.

swissarmycock November 8 2011, 10:35:43 UTC

What are they like?

dasschlechtende November 8 2011, 10:46:02 UTC

Oktoberfest is ours.

swissarmycock November 8 2011, 10:47:07 UTC

What's it all about?

dasschlechtende November 8 2011, 10:51:15 UTC

Lots and lots of the best labels of beer, my friend.

swissarmycock November 8 2011, 10:52:18 UTC

Oh. Don't think I'm allowed.

dasschlechtende November 8 2011, 10:53:56 UTC

Yeah, America's got stupid laws.

swissarmycock November 8 2011, 10:55:25 UTC

There are laws against beer?

dasschlechtende November 8 2011, 11:10:47 UTC

Age limit.

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