itp: classy as shit evenings

[bat_outof_hell]

[Today, if you go into the Mess Hall for dinner, you will find that a rather startling change has occurred. The lights have been dimmed a little bit, jazz is playing softly, and the tables are now decorated with white tablecloths and vases with flowers. Off to the side is a buffet table loaded with platters of every type of cheese imaginable. And,

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[stillyouridol]

I thought your cannibal cheese would be around.

[stillyouridol]

Tuesdays, naturally.

[or, yanno. also days after you go psycho]

[runstowardsfire]

[ . . . Can hear those spill words.]

I see. A very trying time indeed.

[stillyouridol]

It happens every week, it should be routine by now for everyone. Tuesdays you have to fend for yourself -- which, given what this place does, is much safer anyway. Then you're guaranteed not to turn into an apple or suddenly go mute.

[there would be a pretty constant stream of thought going on about that event... mostly self-deprecating and anxious]

[runstowardsfire]

Yes--though it usually doesn't try so hard after certain . . . happenings.

[Oh this place . . .]

[stillyouridol]

I don't really think it cares one way or the other. It's better to take matters in your own hands and control it where you can -- lessen the opportunities, right? I'm thinking the more self-sufficient you are, the better you'll be.

[runstowardsfire]

Ah, maybe it might work? But sometimes, people need help.

[stillyouridol]

...I don't really think Camp is that considerate.

[runstowardsfire]

And that's why people should help each other in Camp.

[stillyouridol]

Ah, yeah. To some degree.

I'm still trying to figure out if your cheese pet is better off drunk or not.

[runstowardsfire]

Horace can take care of himself most of the time, drunk or not. It's the staying out of trouble part that I have to watch him for.

[stillyouridol]

Yes, that... is what I meant.

[runstowardsfire]

I thought you might be worried about him getting eaten.

*Horace appreciates your concern, really*

[stillyouridol]

It carelessly knocked me off my feet and I got mud on my trousers, hmph. What would I care if the cheese was eaten...

[runstowardsfire]

[You've only brought the topic up and mentioned Horace a few times to distract yourself from the past week . . .]

Of course.

[stillyouridol]

[Hush, I am a tough tsun]

Don't get any ideas, I'm just looking out for myself and my wardrobe. You also said he "oozes" and I'm really not interested in experiencing that.

--Speaking of looking out for myself, I have tea to get. And you should really consider switching beverages as well. It's much better for you.