itp: classy as shit evenings

[bat_outof_hell]

[Today, if you go into the Mess Hall for dinner, you will find that a rather startling change has occurred. The lights have been dimmed a little bit, jazz is playing softly, and the tables are now decorated with white tablecloths and vases with flowers. Off to the side is a buffet table loaded with platters of every type of cheese imaginable. And,

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[stillyouridol]

I thought your cannibal cheese would be around.

[runstowardsfire]

Maybe . . . the dead have other things to think about.

SO you are not going to try the wine or cheese?

[stillyouridol]

You made me work too hard over that. Don't be so melancholic over a situation you can't control.

No, I don't trust the food Camp provides. Plus I doubt alcohol would help the situation... I'm just here for tea.

[runstowardsfire]

Aren't you the smart one?

Wine can be enjoyed in small quantities. Unless your situation is that bad . . .

[stillyouridol]

Well that's true enough~

Besides, think of all the empty calories you're consuming.

[runstowardsfire]

[. . .]

. . . What's an empty calorie?

[stillyouridol]

It means it'll make you fat. There's no real nutritional value, just a bunch of sugar and alcohol.

[runstowardsfire]

*looks down at herself and at him*

I don't think you need to worry about that.

[stillyouridol]

Just because I'm tiny and cute now doesn't mean I should disregard proper nutrition. We have to be mindful if we want to maintain our body types.

[runstowardsfire]

They do say a glass of red wine every now and then could be beneficial--things in moderation should be all right.

. . . You know, we've been talking all this while and we've never been introduced.

[stillyouridol]

They said the same thing about cigarettes, you realize.

[blink] Ah, I suppose that's true -- I'm Senri Nakao.

[runstowardsfire]

Tiffany Aching.

And I didn't know until I read that online.

[stillyouridol]

Nice to meet you.

And that's why you can't believe everything you hear.

[runstowardsfire]

Or read on the internet sometimes.

[stillyouridol]

[waves a hand] Yes yes, all of that. You have to use common sense. So, tea instead of alcohol on days like this.

[runstowardsfire]

Days like what?