itp: therapy.

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[Today in camp! It's a bit nippy, the birds are chirping, vampire pigs are staying out of the sun in order to avoid burning up in it, and there is a booth out near the mess hall with a teenager sitting behind it. This would be normal except for the fact that a giant robot is looming over the booth.

The sign over the booth reads:

COUPLES

Comments

[solipsismmortal]

[or maybe I am bypassing the chairs so I can SNIFF YOU SNIFF YOU]

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[. . . nods up at Megatron.]

He'll have to consult you, I'm afraid.

[solipsismmortal]

Who says I need consultin'! I'm just here 'cause you smell really nice today.

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. . .

I don't want to know.

[solipsismmortal]

I'm a dog, whaddaya want from me.

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[. . . picks up a stick.]

[solipsismmortal]

[watching the stick very intently]

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[THROWS IT!]

[solipsismmortal]

[LEAPS AND CATCHES IT IN MIDAIR]

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. . .

[solipsismmortal]

[trots back over to]

[drops the stick in front of him]

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No.

[solipsismmortal]

[sad whining noise]

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I'm helping people in need here.

[solipsismmortal]

Maybe I'm in need, too!

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You kill people. I think you're square.