itp: therapy.

[boldstarring]

[Today in camp! It's a bit nippy, the birds are chirping, vampire pigs are staying out of the sun in order to avoid burning up in it, and there is a booth out near the mess hall with a teenager sitting behind it. This would be normal except for the fact that a giant robot is looming over the booth.

The sign over the booth reads:

COUPLES

Comments

[solipsismmortal]

[or maybe I am bypassing the chairs so I can SNIFF YOU SNIFF YOU]

[solipsismmortal]

Yeah, but d'you know how long it's been since I seen Chane? An' I didn't turn into a dog on purpose! I just woke up like this. That's pretty sad, y'know?

[boldstarring]

Please stop telling me things.

[solipsismmortal]

You smell like fruit.

[themagichappens]

[...you pee on my leg you're dead]

Interesting.

[solipsismmortal]

[can I climb up onto you]

[themagichappens]

[no. you will be shaken off.]

What is it, Earth creature?

[solipsismmortal]

[TRYING ANYWAY]

[themagichappens]

[PUNTING.]

[solipsismmortal]

Aroooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

[comes back a couple minutes later and tries again]

[themagichappens]

[is way too slippery for him to get anywhere, so just stares.]

Tenacious.

[solipsismmortal]

That's one word for it! I prefer "tenaciously stubborn to tha point of impossibility".

[themagichappens]

[picking you up by the scruff of your neck between his way too oversized fingers]

[solipsismmortal]

Oh sure, pick on th' little guy.

[themagichappens]

[ welcome to your new home]