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[aguidingoath]

[Suddenly, musicians can be heard jamming inside the barn with the… festive looking banner strung up above it.]

Comments

[mechabro]

Never seen a cake shaped like an ass before.

[bethecoolkid]

alright level with me
does your lionship combine with four other lionships to form a giant robot?

[mechabro]

Naw, but I can make it turn into one if I really wanted.

[bethecoolkid]

give me a moment here
getting all these vapors trying to imagine this
how does a guy even handle all that wood
how does he make it so goshdarn pliant in his experienced hands

[mechabro]

[ flicks his sunglasses on ]

That'd be because yer looking at the world's most SUPERRRRRRRR SHIPWRIGHT, FRRRRRRRANKY!

[mechabro]

[ POSE ]

[bethecoolkid]

[You can do nothing else but stare at this display. Your lack of talent becomes painfully obvious for though you may be a poet of slams, you simply do not have the words to describe what is happening.]