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[verydurable]

[today in the messhall, the following items have been lined up on a table:

hand lotion

vaseline

extra-virgin olive oil

mayonaise

window cleaner

Comments

[goddamnemperor]

I can understand that.

[ridelonesome]

Splendid.

[goddamnemperor]

You have strange ideas of understanding.

[ridelonesome]

[miniscule shrug]

Perhaps.

[goddamnemperor]

[laughs]

[ridelonesome]

I fail to see the humor.

[goddamnemperor]

Is there no humour in the lack of understanding? Alas.

[ridelonesome]

I've found very little of this conversation humorous.

[goddamnemperor]

But there is some of it you do.

[ridelonesome]

I will have to excuse myself now, God Emperor. I trust you'll find me if you wish to continue our exchange.

[goddamnemperor]

Oh, I will.