[Missed the posts but still want to give everyone kisses, so here's a mistletoe post for Harley, Shiemi, Veser, and Middleman.]

ridelonesome: soon as i can afford it
ridelonesome: journal rename
newfangled immediately sends 1500 LJ tokens
ridelonesome: DAMN YOU

NEVER TELL HER ANYTHING!

Alternatively, tell her everything. Presents!

Age: Classified.
Height: 6' 2"
Weight: Classified.
Eyes: Two.
Hair: Slicked.

Medical Info: Classified.
Physical traits: So clean! So strapping!
What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: The Middleman is not easily surprised.
Abilities: Theoretically nothing more than the average man could accomplish with hard work and a decent training montage. But ( Read more... )

Character: The Middleman
Series: The Middleman
Character Age: Unknown, possibly mid-late 30s
Job: Solver of Exotic Problems

Canon: What can the average unsuspecting citizen do when comic book-style evil strikes, but no comic book do-gooders exist to stop it? Nothing, because they are average and unsuspecting. That’s why someone is called in to act ( Read more... )