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[verydurable]

[today in the messhall, the following items have been lined up on a table:

hand lotion

vaseline

extra-virgin olive oil

mayonaise

window cleaner

Comments

[crosshisheart]

[Hisoka told me to come meet you]

Hello! You're Hisoka's friend?

[lunadickery]

[That is most definitely not a twitch. Nope. No twitching here. He's also eyeing Rain with great suspicion]

You must be mistaken. He is no friend of mine.

[crosshisheart]

He said you're his caseworker.

[lunadickery]

...He is lying. I am no such thing.

[crosshisheart]

[sigh]

He does that a lot.

[lunadickery]

...Are you a friend of his?

[crosshisheart]

I'm trying, he won't let me.

[lunadickery]

That may be for the best. I don't mean to alarm you, but he is a murderer.

[crosshisheart]

I know, he told me.

[lunadickery]

...Despite knowing that, you still wish to become friends with him?

[crosshisheart]

Yes! I don't think he has any friends.

[lunadickery]

[...what...is wrong...with you...]

I believe there is a good reason for that.

[crosshisheart]

He'd be nicer if he had friends.

[lunadickery]

[...It is not possible for someone to be this naive. This man is more idealistic and senseless than Wild Tiger-THIS MUST BE A TRAP OF SOME KIND]

If that is what you would like to believe.

[crosshisheart]

[WOULD THIS FACE BE A TRAP?]

It's worked in my experience.

[lunadickery]

[MAYBE. HE DOESN'T TRUST ANYTHING AT THE MOMENT]

What would your experience entail?