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[verydurable]

[today in the messhall, the following items have been lined up on a table:

hand lotion

vaseline

extra-virgin olive oil

mayonaise

window cleaner

Comments

[crosshisheart]

[Hisoka told me to come meet you]

Hello! You're Hisoka's friend?

[crosshisheart]

[I TRUST EVERYTHING. GREAT COMBINATION]

Uhm... I've lived for a long time.

[lunadickery]

...I don't believe life experience will help you much in this particular case. It would be best if you left him be.

[crosshisheart]

It wasn't me this time.

[lunadickery]

He sought you out?

[crosshisheart]

Only this once and just to point me to you. It's okay, he won't kill me.

[lunadickery]

[...HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS]

You're quite confident that he won't. Have you known him long?

[crosshisheart]

A week, I think? I lose track of time easily. But I mean he won't kill me because I can't die.

[lunadickery]

Only a week?

No one can die permanently here. This does not mean he will not try.

[crosshisheart]

The last time camp switched people around while you were sleeping... and I can't die at all... I'm immortal.

[lunadickery]

...Immortal? Do you mean that you are incapable of being harmed, or that it is merely impossible to lethally harm you?

[crosshisheart]

Uh... the second one.

[lunadickery]

[Definitely suspicious]

Do you not care about being injured?

[crosshisheart]

... not really. But Jade said I should try not to get hurt, so if he attacks me I'll dodge.

[lunadickery]

What if you are unable to?

[crosshisheart]

I'm very fast.