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[verydurable]

[today in the messhall, the following items have been lined up on a table:

hand lotion

vaseline

extra-virgin olive oil

mayonaise

window cleaner

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[crosshisheart]

[Hisoka told me to come meet you]

Hello! You're Hisoka's friend?

[lunadickery]

That must be quite useful.

[crosshisheart]

I get caught all the time anyway.

[lunadickery]

You've had confrontations with him already?

[crosshisheart]

No, no, he hasn't tried anything. I think I confuse him.

[lunadickery]

[He's not the only one confused.]

...That is actually impressive. I apologize, but I don't believe I caught your name.

[crosshisheart]

Right, right, sorry I'm Rain!

[offers hand!]

[lunadickery]

[Only the slightest hesitation before shaking]

Yuri Petrov. May I ask why I was pointed out to you?

[crosshisheart]

I wanted to meet his friends so he told me to talk to you.

[lunadickery]

[What a strange co-conspirator Hisoka found. Can't even make up interesting lies.]

I suppose that was when he told you I was his caseworker?

[crosshisheart]

[nods!]

I don't know that word, I thought it meant friend.

[lunadickery]

...A caseworker is someone who typically works in social work and provides guidance, supervision, and assistance for those in need of it.

[crosshisheart]

So it is like a friend.

[lunadickery]

[...This has to be an act. How can anyone be this idealistic]

Perhaps ideally, yes. Caseworkers are assigned by various institutions, so matters do not always proceed as one would hope.

[crosshisheart]

Oh, it's a job.

[lunadickery]

Yes. There's no such occupation where you are originally from?