itp: the thanksgiving you didn't know you wanted.

[me_fuckyeah]

[SO. THERE IS A FEAST ON A TABLE IN THE MESSHALL

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[easybreezyidiot]

[uncharacteristically sluggish as she partakes in this feast. there's a bandage on her neck, close to her jaw]

[easybreezyidiot]

I'm fine.

[SHE LOOKS EXHAUSTED]

[computerjackoff]

You don't look fine. Do you want to lay down or something?

[easybreezyidiot]

No. I'm fine, I just stayed up late.

[computerjackoff]

Brianna, you don't have to make stuff up. You can tell me.

[easybreezyidiot]

I'm not making stuff up. Some girl tried to bite my throat out last night! So I stayed up to make sure she wasn't going to break in or anything.

[computerjackoff]

You could have told me.

[easybreezyidiot]

I could handle it.

[computerjackoff]

But just so I know. That way I don't stop to ask why there's a girl breaking into the cabin, and I can just go straight to getting her out.

[easybreezyidiot]

[... oh, yeah]

Okay, so if a teenage girl with long black hair who's acting fucking weird tries to get into our cabin, shoot her. Or whatever.

[computerjackoff]

Is there someplace we can put her so she doesn't go around doing that to other people? A Camp jail, maybe? Shooting her won't do anything if she just comes back to life, and if she's a vampire then she's technically undead and can't die in the first place. It's safer to assume that restraining her would be the best course of action.

[easybreezyidiot]

I don't know. I'm not going near her.

... Vanya wants us to stay with her on the Sunny for now.

[computerjackoff]

Is it any safer on the Sunny?

[easybreezyidiot]

Probably not.

[computerjackoff]

[shrug]

Then whatever you want to do.

[easybreezyidiot]

I told her we would, but she has to promise to stake me if I turn into a vampire.