itp: the thanksgiving you didn't know you wanted.

[me_fuckyeah]

[SO. THERE IS A FEAST ON A TABLE IN THE MESSHALL

Comments

[easybreezyidiot]

[uncharacteristically sluggish as she partakes in this feast. there's a bandage on her neck, close to her jaw]

[computerjackoff]

She's not allowed to stake you. You're not going to turn into a vampire.

[easybreezyidiot]

How do you know? If a vampire bites you, you turn into one, right?

[computerjackoff]

But if you haven't experienced any side effects yet then there's a high chance that it isn't the kind of vampire that can pass on the vampire gene, or whatever it is. Do you know how many kinds of vampires they are? Not all of them can turn people. Besides, our mutant genes might combat vampire ones even if we were infected.

[easybreezyidiot]

... Yeah. Yeah, you're totally right.

[computerjackoff]

Of course I am. We'll just keep a close eye on it. Let me know if you experience what you think might be symptoms. But I doubt you will.

[easybreezyidiot]

Okay. If I start having cravings for human flesh I'll let you know. Oh, I guess that's zombies though.

[computerjackoff]

Vampires crave blood. So if you start craving that then we have a problem.

[easybreezyidiot]

Sick.

[computerjackoff]

Yeah, pretty much.

[00_07]

[pointing at the bandage!]

Brianna! What happened?

[easybreezyidiot]

[she sounds strained, and tired, like she hasn't slept]

Something bit me last night.

[00_07]

A zombie? Or a monster? Were you in the caves? Did you see a doctor yet? You have to go to the hospital!

[easybreezyidiot]

[yelling over her]

No! It's fine.

[00_07]

B-but if you don't let a doctor see it, it could get an infection...

[easybreezyidiot]

It's fine.