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[littlestdeath]

[If you're walking by today, you might be getting accosted by a mongoose, a pureblood vampire, a bounty hunter, or maybe ALL THREE]

Do you mind if we ask you some questions about your experiences this month?

((OOC: IF YOU LOVE US YOU'LL TAG WITH VAMPIRES))

Comments

[burgercraving]

What's in it for me?

[VAMPIRE, fyi]

[littlestdeath]

Nothing. We're just trying to get to the bottom of something.

[burgercraving]

Surprise, I'm not interested. Bother someone else.

[littlestdeath]

Don't be a jerk, they're just a few questions. We're trying to help.

[burgercraving]

Do I really look like I need help?

[littlestdeath]

I meant in a general camp sense. If it was just you I'd let you figure it out on your own. Since you obviously don't need help.

[burgercraving]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure everyone's fine. Maybe you're worrying for nothing.

[littlestdeath]

I'm not. It's more likely that you haven't seen anything. So whatever.

[burgercraving]

And if I have, you aren't doing a good job of convincing me to talk.

[littlestdeath]

Why do I have to convince you to do anything? It's not like there's a reason to not tell me.

[burgercraving]

It's my own business?

[burgercraving]

Oh, and there's the part where I don't even know you. People usually give shit out for interviews.

[littlestdeath]

Then since you don't want to help and you don't have a problem, there's no reason for you to be here.

[burgercraving]

Hmm, I think it's your turn to walk away, right?

[littlestdeath]

I'm not leaving, we're still talking to other people who are actually being helpful.

[bitingcynicism]

[I hate this transformation so so much right now. So much.]

Being able to prepare for a bigger problem.