SUDDENLY: MISTLETOE.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh! It's all so festive, y'all!

[TODAY, there is mistletoe everywhere. Hanging over obnoxious cabin overhangs, planted in inappropriate spots in the mess hall, twisted around various poles and the few trees in farm camp - you name it, you can probably find it there.

happy holidays. :') ]

Comments

[needsahandjob]

No. No way.

[drfeelgold]

Hey Julian, what's up?

[utterly clueless]

[needsahandjob]

Oh, for - you know what mistletoe is, surely?

[drfeelgold]

It's a parasitic plant. Depending on the type it can be poisonous if consumed. And it's commonly used as a Christmas decoration.

So what about it?

[needsahandjob]

Oh my God, what is wrong with you. Normally you have to kiss under it, right? Now we don't get a choice.

[drfeelgold]

... seriously?!

[needsahandjob]

No, it's all a big joke so that I can kiss you.

Of course, seriously!

[drfeelgold]

Well, I didn't know Julian. Somehow everyone neglected to mention this before.

[needsahandjob]

I was slightly more preoccupied with the Sentinel outside our cabin!

[drfeelgold]

Well, I don't blame you because that was pretty messed up.

[ stops and briefly covers his face with his hand ]

Okay, no, I'm not getting into a shouting match with you.

[needsahandjob]

Then don't say dumb things like that.

[drfeelgold]

[ just gives you a look ]

Okay, I didn't know and no one knew that I didn't know. So now that we've established that, can we just move on, please.

[needsahandjob]

That's the thing, we can't. Not until we get this over and done with.

[drfeelgold]

... this is really not how I wanted my evening to go.

[needsahandjob]

I can tell you this wasn't on my list of things to do either.

[drfeelgold]

I'm pretty shocked.