SUDDENLY: MISTLETOE.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh! It's all so festive, y'all!

[TODAY, there is mistletoe everywhere. Hanging over obnoxious cabin overhangs, planted in inappropriate spots in the mess hall, twisted around various poles and the few trees in farm camp - you name it, you can probably find it there.

happy holidays. :') ]

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[needsahandjob]

No. No way.

[drfeelgold]

[ thank god. stumbling back a couple steps and gasping a bit ]

I do, sometimes I leak over a little but it's never that much unless I'm intending it to be. I think camp must have triggered me or something.

Also Julian, you have really got to start taking better care of yourself. How long have you had that cold, man?

[needsahandjob]

Well, that's just great. You gave me a spitwash?!

And a couple of days? I don't know.

[drfeelgold]

Oh, hey no, my bad. Sorry I unintentionally got rid of your cold and those flossing cavities you had growing in your mouth.

Julian, just- come to me next time okay? There's not a hell of a lot I can do for you, or anyone else, but I can at least get rid of your cold, okay? Your immune system can't really handle illnesses the way it use to, so you have got to be more vigilant with this sort of thing.

[needsahandjob]

I would have in a few days if it didn't get any better. It's not like it was the Legacy Virus, it's a cold.

[drfeelgold]

You have a hole in your ceiling- because I assume it still hasn't been covered up- which thereby leaves you exposed to the elements. It wouldn't have taken very long for that cold to become something worse.

And it doesn't matter how serious it is, just come see me about it okay? There's no reason for you to have to be sick, or any of the others, now that I'm around.

[needsahandjob]

Most of the time it's covered. I thought you were going on about wanting me to get fresh air.

But fine. I will. You'll just make a big deal about it otherwise.

[drfeelgold]

A hole in the ceiling is not what I meant.

Thank you and yeah, actually I totally will if I have to.

[needsahandjob]

I didn't put it there.

You'd better not do it with your tongue. That's gross.

[drfeelgold]

No, that dingo kid that Sofia and Kurt know did. But we still need to seal it up.

Really? Shoot, because I was totally hoping for that to happen again.

[needsahandjob]

All we got is that scrap Sentinel metal and I'm not having that near me.

Oh shut up, I know I'm awesome at kissing and if you were a chick you'd be all over that.

[drfeelgold]

I'm sure we can get some building materials and wooden boards. I mean I get the feeling property damage isn't a new phenomenon here or anything, so there's got to be a supply somewhere.

Julian, I hate to ruin your ego like this, but I've had better. I imagine if I were a girl, I'd still say the same. Sorry, if I just broke your manhood right now or anything.

[needsahandjob]

Yeah, well, Kurt's room comes first anyway.

Bullshit you have.

[drfeelgold]

We can get them both at the same time, fixing the hole in your ceiling will go pretty fast compared to everything we're going to have to do to rebuild Kurt's.

You're lucky I'm not the kiss and tell type, otherwise you'd probably feel pretty embarrassed about that claim right now.

[needsahandjob]

That's why his is going first. Mine's not that bad.

No, I know that I'm awesome.

[drfeelgold]

I'm just saying it won't be hard to do it in one day, and unlike you, Kurt's set up on the couch in the living room which so far hasn't gained any unnecessary exposure to the elements via holes in it's structure. In fact, if you wanted to stay with Vic and I until the ceiling is fixed, I'm sure we could set up a bed in our room you could sleep on.

Sure you are, Julian. Sure you are.