SUDDENLY: MISTLETOE.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh! It's all so festive, y'all!

[TODAY, there is mistletoe everywhere. Hanging over obnoxious cabin overhangs, planted in inappropriate spots in the mess hall, twisted around various poles and the few trees in farm camp - you name it, you can probably find it there.

happy holidays. :') ]

Comments

[swissarmycock]

What's that?

[swissarmycock]

... You look kind of angry though. What's the problem?

[rhymeswithpain]

It's not fair. When you have to.

[swissarmycock]

[...]

You're really pretty, you know that? And I like your hair. I'm lucky if I can get mine straight. It's not fair, but I like you already. So I'm okay with it. I just want you to be okay too.

[rhymeswithpain]

I like you, too. So... we're okay.

[swissarmycock]

I bet my body language right now is all happyfaces right now.

[rhymeswithpain]

Yes. Exactly like that.

[swissarmycock]

[takes her hands in his, still blushing slightly]

PS. I'm a terrible kisser. Sorry in advance.

[and then kissing her]

[rhymeswithpain]

[is definitely an okay kisser]

[swissarmycock]

[he's extremely hesitant at first, but he tightens his grip on her hands slightly as he gets a little daring]

[tobethemiracle]

That is a plant that you are going to grow to love.

[swissarmycock]

What are you talking about? It's a plant.

[tobethemiracle]

It's a plant that makes you kiss people. I'll show you.

[swissarmycock]

Woah, okay, I believe you, no need for kisses.

[tobethemiracle]

No, I think you missed it. It makes you.

[swissarmycock]

But... But ... girls!!!