SUDDENLY: MISTLETOE.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh! It's all so festive, y'all!

[TODAY, there is mistletoe everywhere. Hanging over obnoxious cabin overhangs, planted in inappropriate spots in the mess hall, twisted around various poles and the few trees in farm camp - you name it, you can probably find it there.

happy holidays. :') ]

Comments

[swissarmycock]

What's that?

[tobethemiracle]

Don't tempt this place.

[swissarmycock]

I'm never going to get a date ever, aren't I.

[tobethemiracle]

You could always take me out to dinner afterward.

[swissarmycock]

Your treat though. I have no cash.

[tobethemiracle]

And that would be why you won't get a date here.

[swissarmycock]

That's not my fault! Like Providence would pay me.

[tobethemiracle]

Not that you can't pay for it, but how you said it.

[swissarmycock]

You've lost me.

[tobethemiracle]

Had you left it to me, I would have offered to pay. But saying that I should just ruins the whole mood.

Also the mistletoe is going to make us kiss in two minutes.

[swissarmycock]

You can time it?

[tobethemiracle]

No, I'm precognitive.

[swissarmycock]

...

Wait, really? HOW MANY POWERS DO YOU HAVE?

[tobethemiracle]

Just the one. Wizardry.

[swissarmycock]

But it lets you do so much other stuff! So unfair.

[tobethemiracle]

And your gift allows you to help people in a unique way.