SUDDENLY: MISTLETOE.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh! It's all so festive, y'all!

[TODAY, there is mistletoe everywhere. Hanging over obnoxious cabin overhangs, planted in inappropriate spots in the mess hall, twisted around various poles and the few trees in farm camp - you name it, you can probably find it there.

happy holidays. :') ]

Comments

[pinkufortono]

Oh, well that's sweet.

[...but it seems like i should be remembering something about this...]

[pinkaboveboard]

Is something wrong?

[pinkufortono]

The properties of camp's mistletoe are rather...nontraditional.

[pinkaboveboard]

I'm afraid I do not follow you ...

[pinkufortono]

It forces people in proximity to kiss.

[continue here?]

[harisentai]

[ha ha ha oh right]

[pinkufortono]

[oh god]

Wait, princess, don't--

[o snap]

[harisentai]

[yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeah]

Ah.

[pinkufortono]

[oh no]

Ah, princess, I'm very sorry.

[harisentai]

I understand.

[pinkufortono]

This has happened to you before?

[WHAT IS WORSE, IMPENDING DOOM OR PREVIOUS MOLESTATION OF THE HIME]

[harisentai]

On multiple occasions.

[... just be happy you missed hime the lion cub]

[pinkufortono]

[cute AND slightly traumatizing]

Ah. Well, I apologize nonetheless.

[is going to attempt to have dignity and just step forward instead of fighting it]

[harisentai]

[I'll just be down here.]

[pinkufortono]

[hime sotiny this is a little like cradle robbing even if you are my boyfriend's mom]

[harisentai]

[... you're older than my boyfriend too :|a]