Why Can't We Hold All These Cats

[johnsmithn7]

[As you doubtless know, it is getting rather cold Up In Here. There was a soft snow the other day, and it's just getting colder. People are breaking out their jackets and earmuffs--but what about those adorable strays without jackets nor earmuffs? Why, the many random kittens of Camp have to find some other sort of external heat source.]

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[johnsmithn7]

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[stillyouridol]

I don't even know which question to start with in this situation...

[johnsmithn7]

We are patient.

[stillyouridol]

Why is there a robot here? Why is there a robot here with cats all over it? What are you exactly? Why do you say "we"? Are you hostile? Are you lying if you say that you aren't hostile?

. . .

[johnsmithn7]

We were brought here by Sayre director. The cats sought out this platform as a source of heat. We are geth. We are 1,183 geth programs in a single mobile platform. We are not hostile. We do not lie.

[stillyouridol]

...Oh.

[You are so huge. Stretching out to cautiously unload a cat in reach? WATCHING YOU LIKE A HAWK]

[johnsmithn7]

[Kitty likes you! Legion does not move.]

Thank you.

[stillyouridol]

[Holding it out and away from my clothes]

Why don't you just take them off yourself?

[johnsmithn7]

Movement of this platform may result in their injury.

[stillyouridol]

"Platform"... Body? Well you can walk at least, right?

[johnsmithn7]

Yes.

[stillyouridol]

So go somewhere warm where they don't need you to be the heat source, naturally.

[long suffering siiiiigh and then turns towards the kitty barn] I have to do everything around here. Come on.

[johnsmithn7]

[Walks with!]

[stillyouridol]

[Still holding the cat out and away. Doot doot, marching marching]

[johnsmithn7]

[WE ARE NOT A BIG CONVERSATIONALIST]

[stillyouridol]

[Probably for the best because you are a weird robot thing wearing cats and I simply... cannot with this situation]

[Into the barn and letting the cat go, nudging it with one foot before turning to assist you] You're going to have to shrink or something because I'm not climbing on anything in here to get to your shoulders. It's dirty and I won't be able to get the smell out of my clothes.