ITP: Even more misteltoe

[waylaidvagrant]

[Out in the cornfields, an odd little chess-piece man man is busy removing strange weeds that have recently started appearing on his beloved cornstalks... Unfortunately, most of the plants he tosses out of the field are ending up on walkways perilously close to the center of camp. Have fun with that.]

((mingle and smooch!))

Comments

[painintheneck]

Problem?

[painintheneck]

But you want to kiss him.

[ridestherider]

Pretty much all the time.

It's a problem, this time of year.

[painintheneck]

You need to take charge.

[ridestherider]

Take charge how, exactly? If he doesn't want to do it, he's not going to.

[painintheneck]

Make him want to.

[ridestherider]

... you've never lived a life not having any sex appeal, have you Sophie-Anne.

[painintheneck]

No.

But you're an attractive girl. You just need to grab him by the balls and get him to man up. In this instance metaphorically, of course.

[ridestherider]

I thought not.

I really am sort of terrible at this in general, aren't I? This is what happens when all your friends are men.

[painintheneck]

Now, don't be like that. There's always time to learn.

[ridestherider]

At least I've got all the time in the world in this place to figure it out, if we last that long.

[painintheneck]

At least you're realistic about it.

[ridestherider]

We've kind of already been through a lot, but there's no reason to put the cart before the horse.

[painintheneck]

I agree completely.

[ridestherider]

[Smiles, just a little.] I feel better having said it, at least.

... thanks, Sophie-Anne.

[painintheneck]

You're quite welcome. Now... shall we do this?