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[ you know those awesome little oranges you can peel? there are crates of them everywhere. ORANGES!!! ]

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[aspeedydelivery]

[Idly trying to reconcile something nice like this against pretty much everything he's seen Camp do before.]

[stillyouridol]

[Same]

[aspeedydelivery]

I don't suppose you know where this came from...?

[stillyouridol]

No. Which makes it Camp Unsafe.

[aspeedydelivery]

[Glancing around.]

True. Although it doesn't seem like there's any ill effects... At least so far.

[stillyouridol]

[Well, I just convinced someone that it would turn them into a wolf and cause them to bedninja, through ~logic~]

Right, you never know what could happen later. I think it's best to just get your own food here... If you want oranges then have some sherbert.

[aspeedydelivery]

If I ever need an excuse to skip right to dessert, I'll use that one.

[stillyouridol]

[shrugs] Or get an apple.

[aspeedydelivery]

[That almost gets him to crack a smile.]

Are they likely to be any better?

[stillyouridol]

They're not sitting out in crates, trying to tempt the population...

[aspeedydelivery]

That might be a point in their favor.

[stillyouridol]

They're better for you, anyway -- the citric in the oranges eventually eats away at your teeth. Plus peeling them is a pain and the pith makes your fingers all sticky.

[aspeedydelivery]

Sounds like you've been building a case against oranges for some time.

[stillyouridol]

It's common health and food knowledge for people who pay attention to what they eat. If you want to look and perform your best then you have to take care.

[aspeedydelivery]

Are you some kind of aspiring fitness coach?

[stillyouridol]

[Nose wrinkle]

What? No -- I hate gym class.