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[fuckyou_chorus]

[Today, in the fabled center of camp, there is a table with a big sparkling sign that says, very simply,

YOU'RE FREE!

Below the sign, on the table, is a neat stack of cards. This looks totally legit, right?]

(OOC: the cards, when taken, actually just turn into a sprig of mistletoe that hovers over your head and won't go away. :'D ENJOY)

Comments

[downbeating]

What's going on?

[stillyouridol]

[points!]

This must be what happens when you get to go home.

[downbeating]

Do you want to go home?

[stillyouridol]

What kind of question is that? Of course!

[man, I am practically leaping at this table]

[downbeating]

[ woah. okay ]

[stillyouridol]

[Dreams crushed]

[downbeating]

. . .

[stillyouridol]

This place is really too cruel!

[downbeating]

Yeah, I know.

[stillyouridol]

To be so calm about something like this...

[downbeating]

Actually, I'm just in denial.

[stillyouridol]

...Denial...

[downbeating]

Yeah.

[stillyouridol]

...How are you in denial over this. [pointing to that floating plant]

[downbeating]

It's easy. I just am.

[stillyouridol]

[dramatic head hanging]