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[fuckyou_chorus]

[Today, in the fabled center of camp, there is a table with a big sparkling sign that says, very simply,

YOU'RE FREE!

Below the sign, on the table, is a neat stack of cards. This looks totally legit, right?]

(OOC: the cards, when taken, actually just turn into a sprig of mistletoe that hovers over your head and won't go away. :'D ENJOY)

Comments

[downbeating]

What's going on?

[downbeating]

[ yeaaaaaaaaaaah that's how i roll ]

[stillyouridol]

[You realize I will have extra incentive to stalk you and harass you every time you smoke now. ...Right?]

[downbeating]

[ you really are my tiny diva coach ]

[stillyouridol]

[Here to help by making you absolutely miserable until you bend to my will]

[downbeating]

[ it takes more than that to make me miserable ]

[stillyouridol]

[Don't underestimate me... Your wardrobe is next.]

I don't want to do this.

[downbeating]

[ what's wrong with what i'm wearing? ]

Neither do I.

[stillyouridol]

[The fact that you even have to ask that is a problem]

At least you get to kiss me.

[downbeating]

. . .

[stillyouridol]

It's an privilege, really.

[downbeating]

. . . okay.

[stillyouridol]

[:)]

[downbeating]

. . .

[stillyouridol]

[Was going to lean forward but...]

--What's with that look?

[downbeating]

. . . nothing.