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[fuckyou_chorus]

[Today, in the fabled center of camp, there is a table with a big sparkling sign that says, very simply,

YOU'RE FREE!

Below the sign, on the table, is a neat stack of cards. This looks totally legit, right?]

(OOC: the cards, when taken, actually just turn into a sprig of mistletoe that hovers over your head and won't go away. :'D ENJOY)

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[downbeating]

What's going on?

[stillyouridol]

[Let's get this over with, hmph]

[downbeating]

[ oh my god i'm kissing a tiny diva coach ]

[stillyouridol]

[inexperienced :< but at least you know I've been taking care of my lips?]

[these are supposed to be Sempai's kisses :'(]

[downbeating]

[ well. at least i am experienced? ]

[stillyouridol]

[Welp. Sorry for that terrible kiss, then?]

[downbeating]

[ it's fine. that's not what bothers me. what bothers me is i am kissing another boy ]

[stillyouridol]

[You are kissing the least masculine of all boys, at least? I look better in a dress than most girls.]

[downbeating]

[ . . . that is not helping ]

[stillyouridol]

[Stepping away. ...And then two more large steps to test it]

[downbeating]

[ oh thank god it's over ]

[stillyouridol]

Mmn... Okay, then... You're released.

[downbeating]

Good.

[stillyouridol]

Right. ...I'll let you be.

[downbeating]

. . . yeah. Okay. Thanks.

[stillyouridol]

Cut down on the smoking, though -- your mouth tastes terrible.

[leaving]