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[fuckyou_chorus]

[Today, in the fabled center of camp, there is a table with a big sparkling sign that says, very simply,

YOU'RE FREE!

Below the sign, on the table, is a neat stack of cards. This looks totally legit, right?]

(OOC: the cards, when taken, actually just turn into a sprig of mistletoe that hovers over your head and won't go away. :'D ENJOY)

Comments

[unguilding]

These cards are turning into plants, Senri! Look!

[stillyouridol]

That's natural!

[unguilding]

[shrugs]

Oh well! It's over now, anyway.

[stillyouridol]

Dio is too cruel...

[unguilding]

At least I know you think I'm a good kisser, now!

[stillyouridol]

I do not!

[unguilding]

I heard you!

[stillyouridol]

I don't know what you heard but it definitely wasn't that!

[unguilding]

Sure, sure~

[stillyouridol]

Nope. Your approach and technique and reactions are all terrible. And you need lip moisturizer.

[unguilding]

Blame the plant!

[stillyouridol]

. . .What?

[unguilding]

The plant made me do it! I wasn't prepared!

[stillyouridol]

...The planet. And that's the worst excuse ever! This is basic maintenance, Dio.

[unguilding]

Those are just excuses!

[stillyouridol]

Right. ...That's what I said.