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[fuckyou_chorus]

[Today, in the fabled center of camp, there is a table with a big sparkling sign that says, very simply,

YOU'RE FREE!

Below the sign, on the table, is a neat stack of cards. This looks totally legit, right?]

(OOC: the cards, when taken, actually just turn into a sprig of mistletoe that hovers over your head and won't go away. :'D ENJOY)

Comments

[unguilding]

These cards are turning into plants, Senri! Look!

[unguilding]

I meant what you said about approach and technique and reactions! You're just trying to use that to cover up what I heard you say before!

But...

[stillyouridol]

No they no-- ..."But"?

[unguilding]

[clamps his hands on Senri's shoulders, and leans his face in dangerously close to his own]

But if those things are that much of a big problem, I can show you how I do it without weird plants in the way.

[stillyouridol]

[EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEINEEDANADULT]

[unguilding]

[and letting go just like that]

--Hahahahahaha!!

[stillyouridol]

[my poor heart ;o;]

[just gonna sit on the ground here... wait for this cardiac arrest to pass]

[unguilding]

That's why you shouldn't make a big deal out of those things!

[stillyouridol]

[No, I am throwing things at you >:E]

[unguilding]

Uh oh, now you're mad!

[stillyouridol]

[aclkmasl! quack-attack meter is rising]

[unguilding]

Did I really scare you that much!

[stillyouridol]

I'm not scared. Especially not of YOU.

[unguilding]

That's good!

[stillyouridol]

That doesn't mean I don't think you're a terrible person.

[unguilding]

Really? I didn't know terrible people let friends sleep over when they have 'snoring' problems!