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[fuckyou_chorus]

[TODAY IN CAMP, there is snow. Lots of snow. The mess hall is, in comparison, nice and cozy with (sugar-free) hot chocolate and marshmallow substitutes et all set out. There are even blankets!

. . . and a banner hanging over it all that says:

WELCOME CAMPERS AND COUNSELORS IN NEED- NOW GET TO IT* ♥
* those not involved in this exercise may point

Comments

[easybreezyidiot]

[WRAPPING HERSELF IN A BLANKET AND TRYIN' TO AVOID: Cindy, Hara, Olivia, Vanessa, Wendy]

[certifiably]

You sure look cheery.

[easybreezyidiot]

This counseling stuff is total bullshit.

[certifiably]

Well of course, but that's nothing new as far as this place goes, is it?

[easybreezyidiot]

Did you get any?

[certifiably]

A handful. Lucky for them, I'm already pretty much flawless! No need for anything extensive.

[easybreezyidiot]

Yeah, I bet.

[certifiably]

The whole thing's a farce, anyway. You don't need to take it so seriously.

[easybreezyidiot]

I know. But it still sucks and some of the counselors take it all seriously.

[certifiably]

[giggle] If they're that stubborn, you should just have a little fun with them.

[easybreezyidiot]

Like make things up?

[certifiably]

You're throwing them a bone and making them feel like they've done something great, and enjoying yourself all the while. See? Everyone wins.

[easybreezyidiot]

Hah! That's actually a great idea.

[certifiably]

It was my idea! Of course it is.

[easybreezyidiot]

Yeah, whatever.

[certifiably]

Well, you didn't argue back! I'll take it. Anyway, think up something really good!