Mistletoe - it's on your head!

[andcontrarywise]

*You're walking along, doing you're business... enjoying the season, or getting decapitated or however you deal with December, and then you have a hat.

It's a lovely, well made top hat that seems to fit perfectly.

The hatband is a wreath of mistletoe.

You're welcome.*

((I was told to make a mistletoe post, okay.))

Comments

[putyaswordson]

Ikenami.

[wetfortono]

Ten foot safety distance.

[putyaswordson]

[ ALREADY IN PLACE. ]

[wetfortono]

Hijikata-sannnn.

[putyaswordson]

It's okay.

[wetfortono]

Is not! I am a committed man!

[putyaswordson]

So am I. So are a lot of people here right now.

[wetfortono]

Wait, you are? -- I mean, that doesn't make it okay!

[putyaswordson]

You didn't know? I told you before.

[wetfortono]

A-ah, did you mention who it was? I'm sure I wouldn't forget . . .

[putyaswordson]

Her name is Kunogi Himawari.

[wetfortono]

[............]

Himawari-san?!

[putyaswordson]

Oh, you know her. We've been together for almost a year now.

[wetfortono]

Unbelievable! I didn't notice at all.

[putyaswordson]

You'd only really notice if you smelled her...

[ since Hijikata's tobacco stank is contagious. ]

[wetfortono]

I don't.