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[fuckyou_chorus]

[ This time of year is a little romantic, don't you think? Even if you don't, your relationship status is now on display for everyone to see. [NAME] is [complicated/married/engaged/fantasizing about/dating/FOREVER ALONE/etc.] with [PERSON(S)/ETC.]

Yay! All the information you never cared about, nor wanted to share! ]

Comments

[stardumbs]

[ RACHEL is FOREVER COMPLICATED in general ]

...

[stardumbs]

[ definitely ]

[ladycoderring]

[fingers crossed that the worst thing found will be tentacle cookies or something]

Any luck?

[stardumbs]

No, but there's a lot of stuff here...

[ladycoderring]

I guess there are a lot of people here to feed.

[stardumbs]

With some very interesting tastes.

[ladycoderring]

Clearly.

[pushes one box behind something else] For your own sanity, never ask me what that was.

[burgercraving]

[Santana is Having Too Many Feelings For Too Many People]

It's not that complicated if you keep your legs glued shut, Berry.

[stardumbs]

I would say I appreciate your sense of humor, but we both know that's a lie. So instead-- hello, Santana.

[burgercraving]

That's because you barely have one. We need to get on fixing that.

[stardumbs]

You just don't understand it.

[burgercraving]

Um, I'm pretty sure you are too caught up in ... yourself to even think of humor.

Wait, that's probably why.

[stardumbs]

I'll have you know, that I've done extensive studies on comedy routines based on musical material. I once participated on a competition when I was eleven, and you needed to sing and have another talent. While most of the other girls went with the more obvious routes such as dancing, I took the leap and managed to full scores.

[burgercraving]

Did you win?

[stardumbs]

Of course I won.

[burgercraving]

Okay, so what was charming when you were eleven isn't now.