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[ This time of year is a little romantic, don't you think? Even if you don't, your relationship status is now on display for everyone to see. [NAME] is [complicated/married/engaged/fantasizing about/dating/FOREVER ALONE/etc.] with [PERSON(S)/ETC.]

Yay! All the information you never cared about, nor wanted to share! ]

Comments

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[ RACHEL is FOREVER COMPLICATED in general ]

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I like to think that it aged like fine wine.

[burgercraving]

So you haven't changed at all?

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I've changed.

[burgercraving]

The way a wine changes.

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Let's not take the analogy so literally.

[burgercraving]

Yeah, I usually like wine better.

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Anyway.

[burgercraving]

Though I must say "complicated" is new. Complicated why?

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I don't know-- I think it's just making a jab at my love life in general.

[burgercraving]

Oh, yeah. I'm sure that's why.

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I don't see what else it could be.

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Wow.

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What?

[burgercraving]

You already told me you wanna bone your ex boyfriend, Berry.

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I never said that.