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[wrightpanties]

Happy New Year, everyone! Hope it's a good one.

Let's hear some new years resolutions.

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[putthebunnyin]

resolutions, huh...
i dunno, i can never seem to keep up with mine for long.

[waylaidvagrant]

[In accordance with your new years resolution to try even harder to spread democracy, you tug on John's sleeve to get his attention and offer him a hand-crafted "Vote for Mayor" pin.]

[putthebunnyin]

oh, hi mayor!
whoa, check this out! you've got pins now?
thanks!

[Without hesitation, you affix the pin to your shirt, right next to the HERO OF BREATH logo.]

[waylaidvagrant]

[You are pleased to see that the Windy Boy is a friend of democracy as well as being your own personal friend. You give him an approving nod to let him know that he looks quite dashing.]

[putthebunnyin]

[You beam at the clear approval.]

i almost forgot this was an election year.
good luck! i think camp would definitely be in good hands with you leading!

[waylaidvagrant]

[You offer John the most leaderly handshake you can muster to assure him that he is correct.]

[putthebunnyin]

[YOU SHAKE THAT HAND THIS INSTANT.]

is there anything i can do to help you with your campaign?
if the election is going to be in november, we have lots of time, but better to get started early!

[waylaidvagrant]

[That sounds like a sensible plan to you. After a moments thought you pull out a pack of markers and a stack of construction paper that you mysteriously had stashed somewhere nearby. You only hope he understands the concept of campaign posters.]

[wrightpanties]

Maybe that'll change this year.

[putthebunnyin]

guess it's worth a shot!
what should i change, though...
it has been a while since i thought about this stuff!

[wrightpanties]

Think of it of ways you can improve. What have you got now?

[putthebunnyin]

hmm...
i guess i could always practice my windy powers for when we go back home.
or maybe my magic tricks and pranks!
man, it's been forever since i did any of that!

[wrightpanties]

You can do windy things?

[putthebunnyin]

sure can! watch this!

[You reach out your hands and do the WINDY THING, gently lifting a nearby robocow several feet into the air. It moos at you curiously.]

[wrightpanties]

Oh wow! It's like a scene out of 'Twister'!

[putthebunnyin]

hahaha, exactly!
i am no bill paxton, obviously, but i do my best!

[You release the captive COWBOT and allow it to return to its grazing, or whatever the heck it was doing over there.]

oh, my name's john! john egbert.