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> Explain your goofy text, and offer a reprieve from it.
So you may have noticed the blue Courier text in John's comments! Our former Rose wrote an excellent post explaining all this some time ago, so I'll just link to it. But the short version is that this is just How Homestuck Works. Observe:
[Your name is JOHN EGBERT, and you are 13 years old. Your narration, just like all Homestuck narration, is ( Read more... ) -
> Shay: Be John Egbert.
Your attempt was an overwhelming success.So yeah, got a green shirt in the mail today, and it looks good! All I need now are more John-esque glasses and flame-patterned shoes. This post is not just to show off cosplay, however. I have a mini-hiatus to announce! Applies to Satonaka Chie, John Egbert, and Shirayuki Mizore ( Read more... ) -
> Attempt 5X PRE-INTRO COMBO.
[Your attempt is an overwhelming success.]
[John is wandering through a cornfield, trying to find civilization.] Geez, I'm starting to feel like this isn't even the Medium at all. But where am I? -
> List stats and permissions.
Age: 13! Exactly 13, in fact: the comic takes place on his birthday.
Height: Unknown, but probably about average for a kid his age.
Weight: See above!
Medical Info: He is severely allergic to peanuts.
Eyes: According to recent Word of God, they are probably blue to match his Pesterchum text!
Hair: Black.
( More within! )
