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[fuckyou_chorus]

[maybe you were sleeping, maybe you just stepped into your cabin, a friend's cabin, the mess hall, wherever! But wherever you are, you might be stuck there for a while. Anybody trying to leave their cabin or glancing out the window will notice that the waters have suddenly risen dramatically, and the structures they're in? Are now floating

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[burgercraving]

[... looking out the window of the place where Blaine and Rachel live!]

We're fucking floating!

[unguilding]

[hears that, and moves over near the window in this]

Well, it's a better alternative than the cabins not floating at all! Isn't it?

[burgercraving]

People are gonna get seasickness.

[unguilding]

I think I'd rather get a little sick than have nothing to float in at all.

[burgercraving]

Ugh, you have ... whatever that thing is. Do you live in that?

[unguilding]

Live in my vanship? No way, it's not nearly big enough for that!

[burgercraving]

Yeah, well, I'm guessing you're gonna be stuck in that forever. Sucks to be you when this crap freezes over.

[unguilding]

Hardly!

Though if the waters froze, that'd at least help!

[looking back down to the shark] He looks really lively.

[burgercraving]

Help how?

And who, your friendly ghost?

[unguilding]

If the waters ice over, at least people can get around a little easier, even though it'll be slippery.

And I mean him. [pointing into the water]

[burgercraving]

Except the part where we'd probably get stuck in our cabins because the doors would be conveniently submerged. Seriously, do you use your damn head?

[burgercraving]

[annnd after a pause]

... Shark ... ugly ... shark.

[unguilding]

Climbing out the windows help in a door jam.

And it is really ugly, isn't it? It must have seeped in from some world!

[burgercraving]

You've never seen a Midwestern winter. I'm convinced of it.

... And yeah, I'm gonna pretend that isn't there. But maybe you'll get eaten and we'll both be lucky.

[unguilding]

I know some places with cold weather, but I can't say I've really gone there much!

That thing isn't going to catch me, either.

[burgercraving]

Right. So when that shark is on your ass and you try to escape into someone's window, you're gonna find it frozen shut. Sucks to be you.